You can't play games when you're fat

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You can't play games when you're fat, your fingers will be too bulky and fat for you to play a game.
If you are a PC gamer, you can't play games because when you try to press a button with your finger, you'll be pressing multiple buttons at once.

If you're a console gamer, then it might be different, you cannot play any console expect for the Wii because you use a remote with the Wii and the buttons are far apart from each other.
The Wii is a great way to lose fat and weight so get out there fatties and buy a Wii.

There are a lot of reasons why you can't be a gamer if you're fat, as I mentioned above your fingers will be too fat. Another reason is when you sit down at your chair, if you happen to have fat on your neck then that's a problem, how would you look at the monitor? You would have to hang it on the wall for you to see it and play.

All you fatties out there, go get some exercise!
And even if you're not fat, do some exercises do make sure that you don't end up being fat.

Any comments are welcome.

Halo PC v1.07 - Tips - Part 1 - Lag shots / Shooting

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I always see newbies on Halo saying "I shot you in the head, how come you didn't die?" and "WHAT THE HELL? I sticked the nade on you and it just fell down, wtf?".

In Halo PC, you must beat lag, it's not like counter-strike where you aim at the enemy, shoot and kill him.
In Halo PC, you have to shoot where the person is going to go, for example, a person is going to the left side, I have to shoot left of him to get the shot on him.
I can't just aim at his head and expect a hs, I have to beat lag so I aim to the side of his direction and shoot.

Practice this in the average latency which you play on.
Don't go into high latency servers or messed up servers which have lag bumps, it'll be extremely irritating to find out that your shot wasn't registered.
You may also consider playing in an average latency server like me, I don't go on servers that have 60 latency and then suddenly go to another server which has a latency of 130.
I would suck in the server that had the 130 latency.
Why you ask? Because if I was playing on a server that had 60 latency for an hour, and then I suddenly went to a server that had a latency of 160, my aim would be horrible, I would get confused between where to shoot.

Different latencys affect on where you shoot, if I was on a server with a low latency, I would shoot not to far from the head, if I was on a high latency server, I would have to practice in order to figure out which is the best place to shoot.

Practice your shooting on a server with an average latency of <80 and when you mastered it, go to a high latency server.
This will make you get used to the latencys and make you an overall better player.

That's all for part 1.

Any comments are welcome.